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Jun. 12th, 2008

Because im lazy I will just say this....

THANK YOU FOR THE CONGRATS FRIENDS LIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YAY!

QUANTUM GREATNESS!

I FUCKING PASSED!!!!!!!!

I passed the Science portion of my BOARDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG *pisses all over the seat* IM SO FUCKING EXCITED!!!!!

I got an 88 on the BITCH!!!!!! I ROCK!!!!!!!!!! *Shakes TITS!*

Thats all!

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Day ONE

So its day one of living on campus when everyone else is moved out and not even been that long and I am already going insane!

I just took a lap around the dorm looking into all the empty rooms that had their doors open....found some random shit....like posters and kleenex and all that jazz....LOL

There gonna come in the room sometime this week and paint the wall....the slanted wood wall....that should be random....

CRAZY!

Review starts on monday....cant wait to not be bored....

I think im gonna go make some easy mac....or order a fat bag havent decided yet.....

LOL

O yeah I graduated today....I walked across the stage and it was glorious....LOL

Yummmmmmm

Alright im out! TTYL if anyone feels a need to entertain me give me a call....
PEACE!

Funeral

Had my Mock Funeral today and not to toot my own horn or anything but I think I rocked it...Like it just FLOWED like I was nervous to begin with but once it started it seemed so natural to me...like I think I did a far better job than some of the people before me and it was more organized like a real funeral would be....

Im proud of myself...LOL

But I just had to post that now I think its nap time....

Dreamish

A few free moments to post a post so here it is...

Last night I had the oddest dream in the WORLD...well not really but it was pretty odd...

Here goes...
I was hanging out on campus when these two gay guys approached me and were talking to me they were prolly in there mid to late 20's and then THEY KIDNAPPED ME....not like violently but they got me in their car and drove me to their place in yuppieville and took me into their house....

Well there they FORCED me to work out and get into shape and forced me to TAN in their tanning bed....they dyed my hair a nice golden blonde and it was longer in the dream than in real life...they bought me all these nice clothes that were of the preppy type and dressed me up did my hair and make up and told me why they had kept me there and did all this stuff was to send me to a cruise ship....and on the cruise ship I was to be a slave....a "sex" worker type slave....and I was like "HELL NO...." but they took me to the ship anyways with all my nice preppy hot looking clothes for my hott new bod and boarded the ship with me.

Well on the ship I was a slave guys would call them up and "rent" me out for the day or a few hours but like I wasnt HAVING sex really in the dream with them like a prostitute or anything I was more like an escort....I would go with them to the cruise ships balls and parties or I would go with them to the pool....and rub oil on them...I never slept with them but for some reason I just kept getting called a SEX SLAVE...LOL

I was so fucking hot in the dream....that when I woke up today I felt UGLY...not like "OMG im UGLY" but like I was all motivated to make myself look to the full potential of hotttttnesssss....lol like if only I dressed nicer and took care of myself kinda thing...O well...

So life is going good...im happy...busy with schoooooool but happy....
I think its nap time now though....

So I will talk to you all later!

Random HamSTRINGS

another week down....
OMG the Vulture is terrified of me like no eye contact...run away kinda afraid of me...and im not like that TERRIFYING I dont think....LOL

I need to start taking pictures of the person im gonna model my wax head after...
I need to come up with a topic for my Death and Dying Sociology class....
And im going to a party tonight! WHOOP WHOOP....

It should be good...

I am gonna watch the superbowl tomorrow!!!!! Im excited....

So what else is new??? I dont know....
No new news in the boy department....no new news in any department really....
Thats all I got I think....LOL

Vultures

Vultures are my favorite bird and I hate to associate such a needed animal in this horrid way but its the only animal I can think of....

This post is for all my girlfriends who have had this problem....maybe even the guys but I dont know if this happens to guys as much as it does girls....

A vulture is a girl that while your in a relationship sits on the sidelines....you know they like your man...cuz your a chick and have that good ol vagina knowledge....
But they sit there waiting and at any sign of trouble get involved saying what they see will bring your man from your hands into their arms....
But while in the relationship they swear, your man swears and everyone else thats not one of your TRUE chick friends SWEAR up and DOWN....its just friends....JUST FRIENDS they say...

Then you and your man have a fight break up and only moments later he is being consoled by the VULTURE....the one who just sat there on the sidelines for the longest time WAITING for this to happen....she swoops in....takes up residence eating at the corpse of your man and next thing you know....
THEY ARE FLYING OFF in a world of BLISS together....

I hate them...I hate them cuz there always there....waiting....plotting....
Its a very slanted way of playing the game we all call dating and I think its a very very dishonest way of playing it as well....I hate LYING....I hate LIARS....and I see faking being a friend to get in someones pants is an ultimate LIE....could just be me....But none the less....its how I feel....and what I have expierenced over and over....adding one more brick to the paranoid wall each time it happens...

Not like I care in this case...but I am seeing a trend....a trend that has repeated itself through alot of my life...
They call me paranoid....they call me crazy....but im always right...

I dont know you will find this post sounding Crazy if you have never felt the wrath of a vulture....but if you have....im with ya...

I KNOW....that im CRAZY....I know its irrational....

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SEX....EMO....ROCK.....SEX......PENIS

Im having one of those days where I just want to cry, scream, and punch people in the face for NO REASON known to me....

Its two days before my monthly friend....maybe thats it...but I rarely get this bad so who knows....

Like I just blew up on my friend Rob and told him I hated all his friends and that I wanted to curb stomp them into reality....YEAAAAAHHHH didnt go over well....

Now I feel the urge to cry....about what? WHO KNOWS....

I think its lack of sex....like I really think its lack of actual physical connections with people....like I thrive on a connection and im highly sexual and need to get laid like 24/7 I look at EVERYONE in a sexual way female/male doesnt matter...I will at some point ponder about what your like in the sack....LOL

I NEED TO GET LAID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I NEED TOOOOOOOOOOOO

Im about to put up flyers....LOL have people fill out an application...LOL
ALRIGHT....im done...

RANDOM SPAM

So Today I check my email and im on my Mac and I have one new SPAM message and I look at the subject line and am like WTF
THIS IS WHAT IT SAID:
Dont be shame along of of your male instrument length
Yeah read that a few times and imagine my puzzled look well I wanted to copy that to send to one of my friends and just end up clicking it on accident and well the message is already open so I read it....

AND THIS IS WHAT IT SAID!
Your girlfriend lived you alone for reason of she had sex with your mate.

His shlong is bigger than yours and this is the main reason of leave.

Don't panic fellow. Today you have astonishing possibility to Lengthen your instrument length.

Lengthen your male device size and you'll forget about problems surely enough.

%XTRAZ_WWW%XTRAZ_DOMAINS

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.......I was like WTF DOES THIS MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I just thought I would share my knowledge of instrument lengthening with you ALL! HA HA HA HA!!!!!!

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BACK ON CAMPUS....safe and sound!

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